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| - I remember seeing the owner on that show, Mystery Diners, which is sort of like Undercover Boss minus the feely-touchy ending. In this instance, the yolked Brazilian owner was getting screwed by her staff and gets busted. I saw that the scene took place here in Las Vegas, but never thought to look the place up.
Anyhow, the place is a lot like Greens and Protiens, without the rush and with a more user friendly menu with much more enticing names, if you ask me. Sexy Bitch?!? C'mon now...just imagine, someone eating out a sexy...well you get the point.
The ultra-modern look also adorns the dining area, similar to G&P, except this place uses tougher colors, yeah! It's like Cobra Commander eats here while Oscar the Grouch eats at G&P with Kermit the Frog. I wouldn't even flinch if I heard someone slamming their plate to the table after 3 rep bites with an emphatic grunt....Arrrrggghhhhh!
The ginormous screen was also playing some NCAA games, which was a plus. Seems like they do everything big up in hur, I swear that TV needed Olympic doping tests #pacquiao...and so did my PH Burger.
Being in this place gave me the feeling to go big or go home, the no pain no gain mentality. I inquired whether I should opt for the single patty, or go for the Muscle Builder Burger, 2 bison patties topped with bacon. The girl at the register said the single should suit me just find, when in fact I can picture her saying, "not with those puny arms," like in the State Farm commercial with Discount Double Check A Rod. She was right tho...
The wifey ordered the Sexy Bitch without hesitation, just cause she is. The bowl was a healthy dose of lightly grilled veggies and quinoa topped with a nice slab of salmon. I took a few bites and nodded in approval.
Overall, the Protein House was pretty good and a great option for meatheads, health nuts, clean eaters and average Joe dodge ball...check it out for yourself and don't forget to check in for 10% off your entire meal. Arrrrggghhhhh, sorry, had to...
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