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  • 3 stars for effort, 2 stars for execution. Man, the dollar off coupon would have made the dank nachos taste better. I got the King Size Burrito. Even before the burrito reached my table, I saw that it wasn't king size. It wasn't even big. It was fair sized, but honestly, that was because of the 13'' tortilla. There was too much tortilla and not enough filling ingredients. If you're going to describe a burrito as king sized and stuffed with things, please make it stuffed in a king sized way! The problem wasn't so much the burrito but rather the expectations of the burrito. Calling a place HEAVEN, you really have to not only meet but exceed expectations. Simple things that could have made my burrito better: more beans and rice. And lime wedges on the side please. Cost me $7.75. A friend ordered the Dank Nachos Supreme. NOT DANK. He, and I, was expecting the best nachos of our lives, and it was nowhere near that. Main problems: not enough tortilla chips and too much lettuce. Shred that lettuce. Fry more tortillas up. And please give me some homemade hot salsa. I need it. I also need jalapenos. Where they at? Cost: $8.25 This ain't taco heaven, this ain't taco hell, this is taco purgatory.
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