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| - If you can't make fun of yourself than this is not the place for you. If you want to have a fun time with friends, get "cray" and meet new people def check it out. If I had to describe it, I'd say its a mix of Kesha meets an Insane Clown Posse torture chamber hidden in the depths of a west Virginia corn field... From the outside you don't even know its a bar with a big steel door and flappy meat curtains you have to walk through to get in. I think there's a $5 cover after 11 and that's usually when its starts to fill up, but once your inside though, welcome to one of the hidden gems of nostalgia and fun on the South Side.
There's all sorts of people here, some dressed up, some dressed down and nobody really cares what your dressed like because they've come to dance under the black light, play with glow in the dark highlighters writing goofy stuff on your skin, friends skin or name tags that they pass out (hint hint...good and easy fun way to meet someone!) eat candy necklaces, get glow in the dark mixed drinks, drink a pounder of PBR, or play with some of the toys they give you when you order a drink like butterfly rings, or little green army men. I believe this place has one TV but don't plan on watching a game or anything because it's usually turned to the Cartoon Network Channel.
The dance floor is small and can def get crowded fast...next thing you know your nut to butt with someone else at times barely able to move. There's all kinds of things hanging from the ceiling depending on any recent themed parties the place has thrown which I've heard are pretty awesome but never been to yet, and there are bubble and fog machines that go off throughout the night and sometimes the bar tender/owner spits fire across the bar. Fire hazard, most likely, but fun at the same time haha.
I must say, if you've come here to use the mens bathroom, perhaps think otherwise. It looks like an atomic bomb went off in there with no stall to the toilet, and one broken urinal and a shitty faucet. It wouldnt surprise me if there was a petrified pile of poop hidden in the corner for the last 5 years, but it just adds to the ambiance of the place.
I can see how people either love or hate this place..I probably wouldn't suggest this bar to anyone over 30 because its more geared toward a younger more rowdier crowd or if your looking for a fancy night out with your guy or gal. This is just a down right, we don't give an "eff" lets just have a fun night kind of place to attend.
May your drink always stay cold!
Yours truly, The Shaw...
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