I thought I loved yogurt. Isn't that what I had here? Oh, so you're saying that I didn't. So what did I have? Frozen sugar water? I'm so confused but that would explain the water-based crapslush that plopped into my bowl. Why would they advertise yogurt when they don't even serve it. Perhaps renaming to 'I Love Fauxgurt' would be more accurate... And so the ol' bait & switch tactic prevails.