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  • The meat here is very good, dare I say ... "delicious". Just based on taste alone, I'd say the meat is 4 / 5 stars. Unfortunately, there are other considerations for a restaurant, and I have to rate this place 2 out of 5 stars. I would never come back. This is why. What do you get with your delicious meat? You have two options: a "high option" and a "cheap option". In a weird twist of fate which would make even Hugo Ball burst out, screeching with laughter, the low option comes with "Naan" while the expensive high option comes with rice. Yes, you read that right, biatches! The rice option is more expensive than the naan option. Put that into your peace pipe and smoke it! I went for the low options since I love naan. Not this naan. This naan is disgusting. It's nothing more than a tortilla. A stale, tasteless tortilla. Really disgusting. The salad is nothing more than some iceberg lettuce and tomato. That's it. Not much of a salad. The girl who took my order was more concerned with her cellphone than taking my order (she was telling her friend how to tell if a guy likes her or not). Hey, Pamier Kebob, I have some suggestions for you: 1. Honestly, your food is a bit too pricey for what it is. Add a bit more meat. $12 for a few pieces of great tasting meat is unreasonable. 2. Ixnay the "naan". It's awful. Or improve it. Seriously, it's terrible. 3. WHY IN THE WORLD DO YOU CHARGE EXTRA FOR RICE?!? If you want my advice, get rid of the "high option" and "low option". Just offer your great meat, some rice, and a little salad for $12. Then your food would be well priced and a good value. And more delicious. Rice would add what, a whole extra 10 cents to your bottom line? 4. Tell your cashier girl to get off her cellphone when she's serving customers. We are tired. We are hungry. While her conversation was amusing, after a full day of work, I really just want to kick back in my hotel room. 5. Would adding some extra stuff to your salad be *that* costly to your bottom line?
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