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  • Dear Mr. Wynn, I love Encore. I really do. It has the best looking rooms with the best views of the strip. XS is by far the best nightclub in Vegas and it's fitting that it's part of the Encore resort. Your slot machines in your casino are awesome. If it wasn't for one of your Wheel of Fortune slot machines, I would've been down $20. But I broke even on my last spin! Your staff is amazing and polite. I checked in early at around 11:30am and I was told that my room was already ready! Your pool areas are the perfect places to relax and soak up the sun. And your pool waitresses...yummy. Just, yummy. With all that said, I must apologize to you. I have to apologize on behalf of myself and my friends. On the night of July 3rd (more like early morning of July 4th), we might have made a little bit too much noise in the hallway outside of our room. You see, it was 3 in the morning and one of my friends had brought a girl (more like a crazy ass bitch) he met at Surrender back to our room. The rest of us knew what they were up to in the room and we decided to barge inside, but he had put the door lock hinge thing in place. Thankfully, they were done with their dirty deed and were looking for their shoes. We were all extremely tired and wanted him and the aforementioned crazy ass bitch to leave the room, so we repeatedly yelled at them to hurry up. I'm thankful that no one in the other nearby rooms came out and yelled at us for being so noisy and causing such a ruckus. I would also like to apologize for the numerous amounts of "hair" that was left on one of your beds (and subsequently shaken off onto the carpet). Apparently, that bitch sheds like crazy and doesn't believe in waxing or shaving or trimming. She was your typical jungle monkey. Ugh, it sickens me just to think about it. We left a note for our housekeeper to change the sheets the next day. I hope that she did. And I hope she vacuumed the carpet too. I have full faith in your housekeeping staff that room 5426 is spotlessly clean now. To quote Mike Tyson and Bradley Cooper from the movie "The Hangover"..."People do dumb sh*t when they're f*cked up." Sincerely, Brian T.
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