Airport? More like struggle bus.
It's a struggle to go from one terminal to the next.
It's a struggle to keep your nose closed (it's quite stinky.)
It's a struggle to find charging outlets.
And, quite frankly, it's a struggle to even look at.
The bathrooms = struggle.
Ya, there are loud slot machines. Ya, there's an Einstein Bagel. Ya, I try to avoid layovers here! Talk to my husband who is currently playing the Wheel of Fortune slot machine later. If he wins some of dat cash money, I might bump to 3 stars.