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| - The best strip club, hands down. When all things are equal which they are in vegas, go to the best. If you're complaining about money, then just don't go. They have to be good if they wont allow you to make RSVP for a table, as its first come first served.
Getting there.
If you can call ahead and have the SR limo pick you up you're golden, but call during prime time, and it'll take an hour and half wait. Just get a limo from your hotel, and pay the $30 cover, you just have to live with it, and remember don't pay the limo driver, he's getting plenty already.
The place is super crowded on the weekends, and the only way to enjoy yourself is to get table, even if you find an open seat they'll make you get up if someone is willing to buy a bottle. Kettle One was $375 a bottle, and you might as well get it since you wont have to wait for another drink or fight through the crowd at the bar.
Its dark in there so be careful of who eventually ends up on your lap. The girls know their mark, and if you're asian ALL the asian strippers will find you, and if you want some other flavor just tell one of the Dudes in suits and they'll start sending the people you want your way.
Remember, be strong, and know what you want. They'll make you feel like a million bucks, and get ready to know what your name is, and where you're from because you'll be asked that ALL night long.
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