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| - Okay so I've been to plenty of Burger Kings over the years, as I am an avid fast food lover. But this one just didn't meet my standards. If you're wondering why, continue reading.
When I walked in, I smelt a distinct scent, and it was very unpleasant to say the least. It was none other than the smell of foot fungus. How I know what that smells like, do not ask. Anywho, I continue into the restaurant and walk up to the register, ready to order my favorite meal. (It's the number 15, if you were wondering. Best thing on the menu, from an avid burger king fan.) The cashier asked for my order, but I was caught off guard by what I had witnessed in the back of the establishment. There was a tall, weird man. Who. Had. His. Feet. In. The. Bins. Of. Lettuce. I was highly confused, but this may have been just an odd ritual that this establishment practiced in. So I ordered my #15 as usual.
Once I received my burger, ready to get nice and thick, I get ready to take my first bite. But a smell hits me very off guard. It was the horrid, horrendous smell of FOOT FUNGUS. IN MY BURGER KING BURGER. I screech in disappointment and run out as quick as possible. Had I been infected by foot fungus?
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