There is exactly one reason to go to Mondays: to get really drunk, really fast, for really cheap. During my college days the drinks were nearly undrinkable due to the high liquor-to-mixer ratio, even with my seasoned liver. I've been there twice in the last couple months (after the Super Bowl and on St. Patrick's Day) and the drinks are slightly more tolerable but just as likely to get you to blackout in three drinks or less. Pace yourself, friends - don't be one of the many to puke in the bathroom or lay down on the grassy area out front.