Thank goodness it's not TGIFridays which has been running a torrid monopoly at PIT. I'd not be surprised if the DoJ wan't involved in arranging a Cleveland chef to give us something, anything to relax upon while waiting for our aero-planes.
I always go for a Bell's Two-Hearted and a plate of cheese/bacon fries. It let's you fall right to bed as you takeoff an hour later.