Oh my friggin stars, this place is ridiculously good. After my first bite of Alfredo the Dark, I became angry at the entire valley for not forcing me to try this place earlier! But my anger was quickly overcome by my newfound love for diced tomatoes.
Seriously, I hate tomatoes in non-sauce form, but I love these tomatoes. They danced amid the noodles like little red morsels of pure joy.
I couldn't finish my meal. I'm a 300+ lb. man. But I had to save space, because I was about to be introduced to the Pazooki.
Me and my tiny female work friend shared the Pazooki. She devoured it as fast as I did. We tore that thing up. Usually I'd care about things like whether someone else's spoon touched a certain piece of food, but not today my friend. Not today.