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  • HR calls you in unexpectedly. You think you're fired for sure. It had to be Jeremy in payroll you reckon...ratting you out for stealing your co-workers lunches out of the fridge, the little worm. You're surprised. In fact you're in shock when HR informs you of a raise and promotion. You rush home to break the news to your wife, unfortunately, she's in your bed with Julio, the pool guy. What do you do? Still in shock from the raise, you grab your gun and shoot them both dead. You're proper fucked now. Turns out Julio was an undercover police officer with a pool business on the side. You're sentenced to die for your crimes, where you spend the next twenty or so years on Arizona's Death Row. It's the eleventh hour. Still no call from the Governor to stay your execution. That's when the warden comes in to ask what you'll be having for your last meal. Without hesitation, you order Harkin's Theater movie popcorn and a Coke zero. One problem. You didn't buy the Harkins loyalty t-shirt and cup, so he asks you to fork over $12.50 when it could have been only a dollar. Life's a bitch. Harkin's Theaters make it tolerable.
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