After a long, long day of traveling I made the mistake of stumbling into this place hoping to get a slice of pizza. It wasn't an unreasonable expectation, since their name is Roman Candle PIZZA. I ordered, mentioned that I really couldn't wait long (and was assured it'd be two minutes) and made the mistake of paying and tipping first. Mea culpa. I then waited and waited as a hapless bunch of employees sat around joking with each other, and an even more hapless girl worked in the kitchen. As it turns out I gave up. When I finally checked how the unfortunate slice was coming along, I was told "she pushed the wrong button" and she hadn't even started making it. I walked out and let them keep the money, too tired to make a fuss. It's not the clueless employees' fault of course; someone allegedly manages that place, and with the contempt they show for the customer experience, next time you're hungry I suggest you pick up a frozen pizza at a gas station rather than going to Roman Candle in Middleton. At least at your own microwave chances are you'll push the right button.