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  • Here comes the dreaded three star review. I hate writing 3 star reviews. They feel like teenage breakups... no, no, it's not you, it's me, I am just not satisfied. Sometimes the 3 star reviews are like nagging mothers... fine, mom, I don't want to cover my cleavage but I will do it for you. Bottom line, I feel indifferent towards mediocre places. Three star reviews have nothing interesting to say. Who wants to go to an average place anyway? Don't we all want what's best and top notch? We are Americans after all. USA!! USA!! I digress. Let's get to the review. Recipe for White Chocolate Grill: 1 scoop of Applebee's. 2 scoops of Outback 1/2 scoop of Pei Wei 2 scoops of other generic chain restaurants Mix the above ingredients well, add a dash of good looking and professional staff, one semi-trendy looking bar area, and serve to patrons who do not know any better. There you go, you have it! Okay food, everything we ordered was edible, nothing stood out. It's a safe bet when you do not want to venture out or if you don't want to play all dress up for fancy food. It fulfills the need for a uninteresting but safe restaurant where everyone in the family, including that bratty screaming six year old (there are quite a few of them here), can get something to eat. In the end, my mother-in-law was happy everyone in the family got something to eat. That's all that matters. Told you this review will be boring.
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