"Yay no sleeepie all gamblie"
"This is tuna and this is crabstick"
"no probrem"
I thought ichiban meant number 1. They remind you at the door. As a complimentary service they have an illiterate lady from hong kong constantly translating ichiban.
If you didn't know that the country of japan is the origin of any type of cuisine, this place is for you. In fact, if you have no idea what Japanese food is then your ignorance will be bliss.
Subpar food, service is poor. May be an illegal front for Chinese immigrant racket. Bottom line: if you were thinking sbarros, do sbarros.