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| - Once upon a time in a far away land there lived a boy that could celebrate Octoberfest no more than one month a year. He would order seconds and thirds of his favorite schnitzel and bratwurst dishes, fill his gullet with authentic German bier till he couldn't walk and toast the night away with good friends as the polka band would play his favorite drinking songs. He would wake up the next morning with a pounding in his head, his voice gone from singing at the top of his lungs and sounds of accordions and tubas resonating in his ears. Just to do it all over again night after night until the festival was no more. He would have to wait another long and uneventful eleven months until the magic would return. Until now.
The moment you walk through the door you can't help but smile and think to yourself,"It's party time" or in my case,"lets get Fing Fed up". The band is rocking, or as much as a polka band could rock, the crowd is rowdy, and I mean dancing on top of tables rowdy and bent over getting spankings from jager girls rowdy. The waitresses have German accents, and I mean real accents, not BS fake medieval times accents.
Waiter: "Would me lord wisheth more ale"
Me:"Cut the crap Sir D Bag and get me a beer."
I also love how this place forces you to socialize. You can't ask for a table for two and expect a quite romantic dinner. Your seated at large picnic style benches perfect for standing and splashing beer on.
OK so now on to the food. The dinners are not too pricey the couple times I have been I have spent about $16 a plate. I usually get the Nurnberger Rostbratwurstl it consist of 3 pork sausages with sauerkraut, mash potatoes and gravy. Dudes, believe me when I tell you, this stuff is absolutely amazing. If you're only experience with bratwurst is something you get out of a package from your local piggly wiggly, forget everything you thought you knew and get ready for the pork epiphany. Every bite you take will open new doors of flavor and flavor combinations. If your anything like me and like to drink as much as you like to eat you will actually end up spending more money on beer than you will on food. Last time I was there I had 3 liters of beer, one of the dunkelweizen, one of the hefeweizen and one pilsner. The dunkel was my absolute favorite out of the three. So all in all if your looking for a place to get rowdy, dance on top of the tables, take shots of jager, get spanking from jager girls as well as get a top notch meal in the mean time look no further.
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