It's not you, UnderTow, it's me. I am just not a tiki girl. I love a good theme scene, so adore the sound, the lights, the clever menu, the hourly storm. The staff is always friendly and professional. Even your t-shirts are rad. But despite multiple visits and trying out the mai tai, zombie, smoking cannon, man-o-war, sea wench, a punch or two... I just can't get into tiki style drinks. Save me a seat at CI any day.