About: http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/TSKcSJXg7-XxK4x_VV5Ugg     Goto   Sponge   NotDistinct   Permalink

An Entity of Type : rev:Review, within Data Space : foodie-cloud.org, foodie-cloud.org associated with source document(s)

AttributesValues
type
dateCreated
itemReviewed
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#funnyReviews
rev:rating
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#usefulReviews
rev:text
  • I don't know much about comedy, but this club is a really bad joke. Don't waste your time or money. We arrived early, and the first thing you discover is that you're not allowed to sit where you want. For some idiotic reason, they seat everyone from the front of the club to the back, regardless of your desires. The tables are tiny, and you get your next unpleasant surprise; they stuff four of you at each table. So much for an intimate date night. Drinks are strip club prices. $4 for a soda (no refills), $6 beer, $10 cocktails. Food is ridiculously expensive. Our $18 "Three Meat Platter" was a tiny portion of meats, a couple of ounces of beans, and two pieces of Wonder bread. Toss the bread, and it would be great for someone on a diet. The $12.50 Brisket sliders came on three of those tiny White Castle size buns with a few fries. Good thing we were sharing, because the entrees arrived 15 minutes apart. Don't look for salt and pepper on the tiny table; they're in the packet with your picnic plastic ware and napkin. Bon appetite! After this expensive and highly disappointing excuse for a meal, the show started. The first "comedian" bombed heavily. We got a few laughs from the rest. The show tickets were a handoff from a friend who didn't want them. If I would have had to pay for them, I would have been truly upset. If you must come to this club, bring another couple to avoid being crammed in with strangers, skip the food and realize that when the bill comes, the joke's on you. Note a few things about Mr. Hughes' response: If you DARE to post a bad review of your experience at his club, you get a long, class-less, highly personal attack in return. That tells you what you need to know about his level of customer service. I didn't like his club's seating policy, portion sizes, or lack of value, so he hopes my brakes fail, and I crash into a wall (his very clever use of my past reviews). Hilarious, right? That tells you all you need to know about his idea of comedy.
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#coolReviews
rev:reviewer
Faceted Search & Find service v1.16.115 as of Sep 26 2023


Alternative Linked Data Documents: ODE     Content Formats:   [cxml] [csv]     RDF   [text] [turtle] [ld+json] [rdf+json] [rdf+xml]     ODATA   [atom+xml] [odata+json]     Microdata   [microdata+json] [html]    About   
This material is Open Knowledge   W3C Semantic Web Technology [RDF Data] Valid XHTML + RDFa
OpenLink Virtuoso version 07.20.3238 as of Sep 26 2023, on Linux (x86_64-generic_glibc25-linux-gnu), Single-Server Edition (126 GB total memory, 98 GB memory in use)
Data on this page belongs to its respective rights holders.
Virtuoso Faceted Browser Copyright © 2009-2025 OpenLink Software