Ordered takeout, ala the Bacon Cheeseburger, "all the way" with some Cajun fries. I guess it's MY fault for not checking my Bacon Cheeseburger for the G.D. BACON before I left!!!
I am sorry Five Guys, but no matter how fresh your 'taters are, no matter how cool it is to crack peanuts in line, no matter how good my burger was, sans pig, you can't forget a basic function like putting the BACON ON A BACON CHEESEBURGER. Yes I checked the receipt.
Probably the same reason your bathrooms were filthy. Wifey said it looked there was a diaper party for two year-olds and hobos in the ladies room. She couldn't use it and didn't tell me 'til home because she knew I would have publicly embarrassed you in front of your potatoes and peanuts. You owe her... really.
My baconless leftovers went in the trash after I learned about the bathroom. Permanently disgusted and won't go back.