A loud and thumping House of Cheese!
THE UP-SIDE: If you are completely superficial, confuse excess for class, and like to flirt with vapid and cheesy people, you might just like the Mercury. If not..
THE DOWN-SIDE: Can you say Euro Trash? My God, what happened to the days when the Mercury actually "was" a classy destination? I'm not quite sure how it happened, but those days are lonnnnnnng gone.
The Mercury of today is chock-full of the absolute cheesiest, chach guys imaginable and the tacky, dull-minded women that struggle to gain their attention. Milling about like teenagers in a cliche 80's teen flick, these folks seem horribly concerned with others noticing them and coming to the conclusion that they are "hot." It's enough to make even John Hughes puke on his shoes.
THE SUM-IT-UP: Unless your sense of self worth is dictated by a childlike need to impress and be noticed - and how sad would that be? - stay the heck away from this HOUSE OF CHEESE.
...it would all be too funny if it wasn't so damn sad.