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  • Came for lunch. Massive line. Wanted pizza. Hungry. Hungry. Starving. Give me a pizza with chicken on it. Buffalo chicken.Buffalo chicken pizza? Home run, Coco. You don't need to sleep on the couch tonight. Went back to table.Friends' pizzas hadn't arrived. Hungry. Hungrier. Hungriest. Screw you, friends. Stomach wins. Don't care about social etiquette. No, won't share. Yes, will eat in front of you. Puppy dog eyes will only earn you my callous laughter. Stuff in face. Stuff in face. Stuff in face. Wipe chin. Consumed at the speed of light. Barely touched taste buds - swallowed before chewing. Remember slight spice. Remember chicken. Remember tasty crust. Should have got two. Grown man. Calories be damned. Should have got two but didn't. Tried to pacify hunger by reading pamphlet. Life advice. Don't need life advice. Can't eat life advice. Want pizza. Try to eat life advice. Papery, unsatisfying. Debate second pizza. Friends finish theirs. Refuse to share. Karma, you are cruel. Friends want to leave. I want to pizza. Friends drove. Friends win. Now hungry again. No pizza in house. Sad. Sadder. Saddest.
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