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| - In some cases, size does not matter at all! As someone who was both born and raised less than 70 miles from actual Manhattan, I am truly offended that this huge piece of unsavory white-bread dough, smothered in unpalatable tomato sauce and covered in the cheapest version of real mozzarella cheese you can find in the valley of the sun, is in any way, ever confused with real NY Pizza! Although I'll admit, I must at least give them credit for getting one part of this weak imitation of the world's most delicious pizza correct, the size of the pie at this pizza joint is spot on, 100% accurate. Unfortunately, the overall appearance of their pie is the only part of New York's most intriguing recipe which they cared to mimick, well that and our most famous borough's name which (despite the fact it is misspelled) is part of company's title. There are several steps to a good tasting pizza, which in the age of search engines, isn't too much of a secret or that hard to find if one puts in the miniscule amount of effort it takes to type "Authentic NY Pizzeria Recipes" into one's search bar. Don't be fooled by it's size, there are much better versions of a true NY pizza in the valley of the sun for a third of the price of this imposter.
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