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  • Birds at the front desk fucked with our Choice discount, that's money b don't fuck with my dollars. Said something about potential fraud and downgraded our discount that we rented the rooms at. That's not how you keep the rooms nice, babe. Come to think of it, they also locked the yogurt fridge up at 9 AM sharp like there was a need to keep supply stashed. It's yogurt, let the old folks take their time making their plates. This older guy had to literally ask for a few more minutes to get his shit together and it's all like, "It's closed sir." I don't know how you guys treat your elders in Arizona, but if I were that dude I would have just taken a dump on spec and said "It's back open." Yogurt is like 20 cents a cup, chill out. I gotta say this place was spotless, though, so they have that going for them. I would have been down to sleep in the hallway, you would have needed to ask me. I would have just set up shop right then and there, lit a Cinnamon Apple candle, left a note in me that said "say something" on me. Easy to get tons of people in and out through the side door so we could have some demon conjuring sessions upstairs. Caught up on some Conan and Daily Show, too, that was nice. Overall, I wouldn't not go back. I would just make sure to get out of there with more single size lotions because I'm starting to get lines in my forehead.
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