Where can I go in town, where the following are likely:
1) Great company
2) Great booze selection
3) Awesome and friendly staff
4) Public Nudity
5) Hi-fives
6) Spontaneous serenades
7) Vegan noms
8) MUSTACHE
9) A bathroom haunted by Sarah Louise
The Hop-In-Brew, that's where. And I hope this never changes.