Same day appointments? Nope! They will accept bribes though. Do you think 5 minutes is long enough to prescribe antidepressants for a nurse practitioner? I don't. You think after 3 years of chronic pain they might be able to tell you more than your overweight? Nope. You think that being in the ER in pain they would try and figure out what's wrong? Nope! Just out you go! PS that cost $2500!!