I don't know what some people are expecting because seriously, lapdances are that -- dances in our lap. That said, yes, of course, you walk in, and it's an orgy of dry humping.
Sure some nights are better than others, but hey, weekends and I'm sure paydays are best. All the dances that came our way? T H E O R E T I C A L L Y, they were all sent to the bachelor.
T H E O R E T I C A L L Y, you can do more in the VIP room and/or the skyboxes above.
So expect to get what you pay for. T H E O R E T I C A L L Y, it is possible to have a good time.