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  • Overpriced bread with a dearth of toppings combined with a frumpy and frugly manager named Lauren makes the old town Scottsdale location a 1 star experience. If I could give Lauren minus 4 stars I would! After 20+ pizzas, let me share my experiences - this is simply another overpriced "chain" restaurant: First the toppings: ... If you want anything besides carbs and bread this isn't your place. Second the service: ...The entire staff acts as if they are doing you a favor taking your order or bringing your food. It is not unusual to order a pizza "to go" and walk in to find no one at the bar. This would be OK sans the fact that the hostess, manager and other wait staff look at you and then proceed to stand around and pick their nose until whomever has the bar comes back from their conversation with their co-workers or whatever they are doing NOT behind the bar. This typically involves checking their cell phone in the area between the bar and dining room near the patio door where I am going to guess there are no video cameras. Third the pizza: ... All the people "raving" about this place are the same people spending 12 hours a day on facebook... the same people who need to be part of the "in" crowd. I call them sheep or sheeple.... Sbarros at the mall has better pizza. PizzaME! has better pizza. Even the chipotle of pizza (mypie) has significantly better pizza. There is nothing special about thin bread with a tiny amount of sauce and tiny pepperoni's. I guess you'll "rave" about toppings when you only get 3 per slice if you are an idiot. I am sure it is a great business because their portion allocation is absurd. You mean you want cheese AND toppings AND sauce on your pizza. What do you think this is a pizza place ?? Now for Ms. Lauren: Dear Lauren. Thank you for taking the time to "educate me" on exactly how much ricotta cheese should be on my pizza. If you had anything more than a moderate education, you would have looked up my phone number and seen that I've ordered the exact same pie no less than 12+ times in the past year! Yes I can clearly see half of the pizza has a tiny crumble of ricotta cheese. I'll post the photo here for your boss to see. FYI Lauren, my vision is perfect. Its actually 20/15 (better than 20/20) and I have the cognitive powers to recognize when someone in the kitchen messed up. I totally appreciate calling in my order and then waiting 8 minutes for you to arrive with my extra topping to lecture me about your staff's problem.... as if I somehow called the order in because I wanted to wait 20 minutes to pickup a "to go" order and listen to your frugly, frumpy attitude at 2:30 in the afternoon when you don't even have 4 tables occupied. It's a fun waste of my time telling me how the pizza is correct when I am the person buying and eating it. I've only talked to 3 other managers who have all said it's not problem if you need more cheese. I guess they are all wrong and so I am... You are right Lauren. Go ahead and threaten to "charge me extra" next time. That just ensures there will be no next time and maybe management will fire your frumpy butt and hire back more attractive and sociable managers who don't argue with customers over 30cents in toppings.... Did I mention the furgly and frumpy? When you get fired please go start a restaurant chain called "frugly and frumpies". I hereby grant you the trademark to the name. I am sure you'll fill the house with your awesome persona. Then when people order, you can threaten them with extra charges as if you are doing them a favor after they have signed the check. Brilliant idea. You'll go far in life. And hopefully that is far away from Scottsdale.
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