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| - I have read other reviews on this place and I find that some of them are too serious. It's porn people! It's all about sex! I think we are so uptight as a culture about sex that it is stupid to attach terms like feminism, sexism, etc.
You get in for 10 bucks with a student ID. So horny college students should go here. Also, the admission is tax deductible. Try explaining that ti the IRS. lol The forst part of the museum is a mock-up of a red light district. Then, the lower floor of the museum has artifacts. There are marble, wood, and stone penises. They are labeled "deflowering devices" from various parts of the world. To me, they just looked like dildos. They have cardboard cutouts of some porn stars and an old porno from the 30's playing. Kinda funny. Actions are the same, just in black and white and the people are hairier.
There is a section on the bottom floor that has a Star Wars porn movie. Reason I mention this, is that while you are looking at everything, you have to get used to hearing, "Oh yeah, oh yeah" and slap, slap, slap and "MMMMMM...yeah". Believe me, it adds a whole other experience to the museum. Also, check out the bathroom, and write your name or a catchy saying on the wall. My only thought when I went into the bathroom was, "I wonder how many people have had sex in this bathroom?"
The second floor was much more artsy. It featured a very large golden Schlong. My wife thought it was funny. What does one do with such an item? I mean, you can't exactly use it as a coffee table. There was also a wall with pictures of vaginas. They were called "petals." Sadly, I did not recognize any of them.
There was another section that was playing some old porn. Again, it was funny. I think there must have been a thing about hair in the 70's. One movie that was being shown was the infamous Deepthroat. While I do admire that talents of the actress, I could not ignore the fact that it looked like she was working with Cousin It.
Again, in the background, you are hearing, "Oh, OH, OH, Yeah, yeah baby." So it puts a funny spin on things.
Go here when you are in Vegas. Just be open minded and laugh. If you get lucky, maybe your significant other will reward you later on that evening. hehe This place is off the strip. It is right next door to Deja Vu. Also, think about the fact that your admission is going towards a great cause!
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