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  • The most awkward massage experience I've ever had. First off, me and my husband don't get a massage in the same room because he falls asleep and snores and I can't relax because I want to throw a shoe at him. Apparently the massage guy took that as an invitation to make weird/inappropriate comments. I was instantly irritated because I had requested for BOTH females and as soon as we walked in they mentioned I had a male. There was no other choice. He wanted to carry on a conversation when I was clearly giving one word answers. He asked Me, 10 minutes into the massage, "this is a 2 hour, right?" Ummm, you should already know that answer. We had already waited 15 minutes because they couldn't find my therapist. Apparently he stepped out for a smoke brake and the proof was on his smelly hands and awful nicotine breath. He then asked if he could do some stretching with the massage... I didn't pay for a yoga class. 75% of the rest of my massage was him stretching my legs and then telling me i had "great range of motion in my legs." So incredibly weird and awkward. He made the most random comments throughout the massage and clearly didn't know what he was doing. I told him the scalp massage was a favorite... So he spent 10 seconds on my scalp. I never did receive a foot scrub and whatever else came with my Groupon (facial?). Such a disappointment.
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