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  • This casino gets 5 stars because I believe it to be Calgary's best. I've been to several other local casinos so I have insider knowledge. Calgary isn't Vegas so don't expect Vegas. But, in the right mindframe, a night out here can be a good time! JOLLEAN'S GUIDE FOR THE CASINO NEWBIE 1. Get gangster with yourself on what amount of money is acceptable to lose, should it happen. Take a set amount of cash with you and don't deviate from the plan! 2. Perspective is everything! You are paying money to have fun, to be entertained. So, if you don't win anything, look at it like a movie or other activity in which costs a lil bit of money in which to have fun. Capiche? 3. You are not Joe Pesci and the dealers are not clowns to you. Be respectful, ask questions if you need to. They will answer questions you have and they may have 'game literature' for you. 4. Admire Elbow's facelift as of last year. They've gone Mardi Gras on us, complete with giant colourful masks and Bourbon Street-esque wall decor. It's festive but no, you will not get beads or chips if you flash anyone. 5. There's free tea and coffee for the alcohol-challenged. It's Calgary's version of free Vegas drinks haha. 6. I wouldn't venture into the poker (Texas Holdem, etc.) rooms unless you have a) lots of cash, b) mad skills or c) big kahunas. Those players are sharks and you won't last 5 minutes. 7. The easiest game to start with is Roulette (my fave). At a minimum of $1 dollar per number per spin, it's one of the most reasonable games to get in on. Soon enough, you'll have favourite numbers, think you can see patterns like Russell Crowe in Beautiful Mind and you'll be explaining things to the newbie beside you. 8. If you figure out Craps, call me. You are my God. That game looks the most fun but it's also the most enigmatic and was conceived by someone really drunk and makes no sense. It's sure fun to throw the dice though. 9. The slot machines have cute lil mini games if you hit the right things. But don't caught up holding out for the mini game! Slot machines go from $.01 to $2 a go. 10. Have fun and don't take ANYTHING at the casino too seriously and you'll have a smashing good time. Would I lie to you? Fergetttt aboud itttttt.
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