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dateCreated	2008-09-26 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Applebee's Grill + Bar
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rev:rating	2 (xsd:int)
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rev:text	When you're Yelping at advanced/expert/hardcorps difficulty levels, the negatives stick in your mind longer. It doesn't matter if there are several hundred nubile dancing Oracles handing out gas coupons along with your pinor noir; if ONE of them farts on your arm reaching for the grapes she's feeding you as she's pouring fragrant mead from the 24k gold goblet, it's all over. Such was the case at the usual emergency fallback place, the Apes on Rainbow and Spring Mountain. I tagged along at Sam's Club with some friends to piggyback some items when I realized (sudden, quick, painful) that I was omgfuckingstarving. Since this Ape's had treated me well many times in the past (and I had Gift Card ftw, boing boing) I might as well recommend a quick stop. Our party of five featured several freshly minted dieters, so they were pleased to see the items on the Weight Watchers menu. We ordered the Garlic Herb Chicken, Steak and Portobellos, and sizzling Fajitas with Steak and Chix. I got myself steak and chicken combo as well, which is my Usual. Once we started tearing into it, the silence instantly let me know that something was amiss. "Is it just me, or is it way too salty?" one of my dining companions said. Yes, and it wasn't just one dish; all 5 entrees and sides came out like the prep cook had just completed a triathlon, realized he had to be in at work, ran in shirtless and started loving the meats and poultry con mucho gusto. All mastication and conversation ceased and I realized with great sorrow and regret that I had, as they say, "thought out loud." Maybe it's a diabolical scheme: You can't eat it, you lose weight! But really. It was way too salty. I was starving and determined, so I poured water on mine, got extra napkins and kept eating. But the less guerrilla folks were having none of that. And when I brought up the scene in "Waiting" a few moments later, it was On Tha Floor, Out Tha Door time. Extra star for the amiable waitress and the Gift Card. But just because something is free doesn't necessarily make it a Good Value. How jacked is that, huh? Next stop In-And-Out.....
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rev:reviewer	Randy

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