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  • All that I have to say is "You get what you pay for". I think my days of staying in shabby hotels are over because I would definitely never do something like this again. Yes, it's super cheap to stay here...but wow the rooms are horrendous. In the back of your mind you can't help but think a man in a clown mask will crawl out of the corner and axe murder you. The first room we stayed in was "quaint" as described by the receptionist. I knew that was realtor talk for small as shit. Sure enough we did our 3rd floor walk up and the room was barely large enough for a queen sized bed and the shower was probably just larger than two normal sized closets. There was one light in the whole room and two outlets. The second set of outlets was occupied by a 1990 8 inch television hooked up to some ancient ass Cisco cable box that takes approximately 10 minutes to warm up. The sheets were of low quality, the provided linens and soaps was terrible (bottle literally smashed in half falling into the sink because the plastic was so cheap) and the room was dusty. The bed was old and in dire need of replacement as it creaked at the slightest movement and it reminded me of some craptastic bed I slept in when visiting China way back in 2002. After waking up to a terrible back ache, we switched rooms our second night and they moved us three doors down the hallway. Wow what a difference, this room had a bathroom that was easily 3 times larger and the bedroom was large enough to fit a tiny little table and it had more outlets. The bed was actually moderately comfortable without the squeaking and that second night of sleep was much better save for the thin walls where I was awoken by the sound of humping and moaning, thankfully whomever that was finished in about 5 minutes and I was able to doze back to sleep. On the plus side, Hotel Champ De Mars is in a great location on the outer edge of Old Montreal and a good jumping off point to explore the city. Super easy walk to Chinatown, Bonsecours, the Cathedral, etc. There is no parking provided here and all the local streets are reserved for resident parking only a majority of the day so you'll need to find a parking garage.
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