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| - Pittsburgh has plenty of strip clubs to choose from, I recommend that you make a better choice than Cheerleaders. To begin, the girls don't even get naked, so if just seeing boobs is your thing, maybe this is your kinda place...then again maybe not. Not very personal at all, the girls dance on a stage separated from a bar area so it's not very personal, and even on the side stages you can't get anywhere near the attention you can at Cricket, for instance, without security pitching a fit that the girls are getting too close. Finally spotted a girl I wanted to solicit a lap dance from but she was pacing around texting on her phone without any care in the world as to her actual job. Finally flagged her down for a $25 lap dance but since I didn't have a ton of cash, just a wad of $1's, she told me it was okay they accept credit cards. So I get a mediocre lap dance, felt her stubby leg hairs rubbing against me (really? Your job requires you to strip down and you're too lazy to even shave?) and go to pay and find out there's a surprise 15% surcharge for paying with a card. Not only that then there is an additional surcharge for using your card, so what's quoted as a $25 dance ends up being $35+ when you factor in a tip (which would have been even higher if this girl didn't totally suck at her job). Seems like unfair business practices to me by not informing me of the true cost I would incur...and unlike most clubs there is not an ATM on the premesis.
If you want to go see naked girls who will show you a good time for your money and not require you to unknowingly get stuck paying for trash, consider other options. Cheerleaders may look flashy and use that to their advantage when promoting themselves as the best club in the Burgh, but in reality it's mediocre at best. $5 for a bottle of beer is highway robbery as well, you're much better off at Cricket where the girls actually get naked and the drinks are cheaper, or Erotica where a $20 cover gets you all the beer you can drink and the girls actually get naked.
They also have a valet only lot here, which on a previous visit resulted in them losing my keys and having to wait 20 mins to get that sorted out. So the second time I parked on Penn in the strip district and walked to the club, only to be harassed by the bouncers for supposedly parking on private business property even though I'm not an idiot and utilized my rights as a citizen to acquire free on street parking. This place is less about service and more about gouging you for every penny you've got, and did I mention the girls don't even get naked? What's the point of a strip club where the girls can but don't take off all their clothes? This place is WEAK and I really don't understand how they promote themselves as anything but. Even Blush downtown lets you park on the street without accusing you of doing something wrong, oh and the girls actually get naked and dance in your face there too. You can put lipstick on a pit and it's still a pig.
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