Shell, for me you're easier to get into and out of than your across the street neighbor - BP. So, I choose you over them every time.
Your pumps have never been out of service when I've stopped by to gas up the vehicle and you don't judge me when all I can put in the tank is about a $5 spot (you know, right before payday).
I've never visited your car wash but you ask me every time if I want to. Maybe one day, but I'll admit I'm partial to Andy's on Lorain.
Oh, and PS - thanks for always having those squeegees available. They totally come in handy when I dribble gasoline all over my car on accident, what? Those aren't what those are for? Oops.