This is the kind of place you go to when you turn legal drinking age and are transitioning off sugary "coolers" or are prone to icing your fellow bro. The bordering diabetic drinks are served in mason jars which is every chronic Pintrest-er's dream. Yeah, it is kitschy but this is the type of thing that was cool when it was brand new or uncommon. Now it just seems like a lame way to make people feel like a token hipster. Yeesh, did I drink haterade tonight? No. I was just reminded of La Distillerie. Ouch. She does it again.