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| - Downgrade. Reasons: quality decrease, price increase.
Patio Pounder is my favorite, in large part because it comes with a whole bottle of champagne. Last time I was there, they said they changed the champagne from Mumms to...Martini Asti?! More like Martini Ass-i. Womp womp.
My favorite healthy-ish thing on their menu is the steak salad - it's my regular lunch order, love it every time. Last time I was there, it was no longer on the menu. Strike two.
Finally, my favorite non-healthy thing on their menu is the garbage fries. Last time I was there, they were $18...?! I could swear they were always $10...maybe $12. But now $18?! Strike three, I am out of here.
Sorry Park, you just lost a loyal regular who works 1 block away and used to always bring co-workers, friends, and out of town visitors here.
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