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| - I've honestly never had someone be so rude to me just for calling and trying to order food. This was going to be my first time ordering from Superpoint, my friends and I were really excited to try it out!
To start with, I tried to order through their online system which timed out because no one at the restaurant picked up my order, so I was directed to call them to place my order instead. No big deal, right? Here's how that went:
"Hi! I'd like to order for pickup, please."
"You mean take out?"
"Umm, sure!"
"What do you want?"
"Can I have a large Hawaiian pizza?"
"Dude, I told you NO LARGE PIES." (This was news to me, and I guess maybe large pies did something very bad to him earlier in his life because he was very offended.)
"Ok? I'm very sorry. Can I have a regular Hawaiian pizza and a regular Pepperoni, then?"
"One regular Hawaiian, got it. Bye."
"Actually I also asked for a regular pepperoni"
"Fine, bye"
"Hey sorry I'm actually still ordering."
"Ok dude WHAT do you want?"
"I'd also like to get an order of olives"
"What? No, we're out of olives."
"Oh, no problem. Can I get the cold cut combo?"
"The what? What are you talking about?"
"Cold cut combo? The cured meats? It's on your website."
(Guy is audibly super pissed off at me at this point, I guess some delicious meats did something terrible to his family in a previous life. Sorry man!)
"Dude what are you talking about THIS IS PARKDALE"
"Ok man you don't have to get angry, just trying to order food"
And then he hung up on me, clearly overwhelmed by flashbacks of food-related trauma.
Needless to say, this place will never get my business. I can't base my rating on the quality of their food since the angry pizza gatekeeper at this location wouldn't let me try a pie, regardless of size.
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