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  • I don't give a lot of one star reviews on yelp, but wow, this place has managed to be the worst dining experience I've ever had in Vegas (and I visit this city frequently enough). First the menu is not accurate. Romaine lettuce for the salads? Try iceberg with a few sprinklings of canned corn and beans. I'd wager you'd find more nutrients in an old shoe. One of my friends is vegan. She ordered the salad without meat to ensure there would be no meat products. Surprise! Pieces of CHICKEN buried beneath all that watery iceberg. What the fuck? She also ordered a side of guacamole. The waitress seemed confused by this initially, but then nodded and said she could make it happen. What appeared next was a small side cup of chopped avocado pieces. The same avocado pieces that came in slice form on MY salad. So...when someone orders a side of guac, you just take the avocado that already comes with the salad and chop it up into tinier pieces and put it in a side cup? Fuck that. My girlfriend had to mash up those pieces with a fork, add the available salt and pepper from the table, fish pieces of tomato out of her salad, and take a wedge of lime from the side of another friend's plate to MAKE HER OWN GUACAMOLE. Unacceptable. PS- The "cilantro lime dressing" is not oil based. It is thick like buttermilk ranch with cilantro flavoring. Another surprise. My other friends ordered tacos, which were so greasy everyone either felt bloated or got a legitimate stomach ache that required pepto bismol after consumption. One girl ordered shredded beef, but instead of saying they didn't have shredded beef, they just came back with carnitas. Um...what if she couldn't eat pork for medical or religious reasons? You can't just substitute a meat without telling anyone until after they bite into and discover it's not what they ordered. Then they fucked up our bill not once, but THREE times. My poor friend was dealing with a unsettled stomach (from all that fucking grease) while trying to do math for the third time. I can't imagine a worst feeling. "Do I shit my pants, yell at the server, or try to add up all these numbers again?" Maybe all three. Sigh. Disgusting food, poor service, and a perpetual parade of fuck ups. If I could summarize this entire dining experience with one phrase, it'd be "ho don't do it."
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