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| - First visit: 09/20/2015 (Review date)
Last visit: 01/02/2016
So we have come up with a couple new matrix for our strip club visits after visiting Skin tonight. One of them is the WTD (Worth the Drive) and the other is the FPH (Fun per Hour). The second is very simple. We cannot and will not spend less than an hour at any strip club before we decide that it sucks. Even though certain clubs in the past didn't deserve 10 minutes. Speaking of 10 minutes; that's about how far Skin is from downtown, but it is a lot closer to Tempe and Scottsdale, so if that is where someone who visits is staying than the WTD is not as bad as it is for someone staying Downtown or in Glendale. For us, we live in Central Phoenix, so we have to pass by a lot of clubs to get to Skin and the WTD is really low for us simply because we weren't wow'd at all.When we got there, I'm pretty sure a random patron charged us $5 to valet park but we parked our own car. Which is fine if we parked in a valet only spot, but it'd be nice if it was marked as such so we aren't here now questioning if we gave money to a random guy. The $10 entry per person was pretty standard and they had apparel and cash cannons for sale at the front too which was cool. Luckily we brought our own. But sadly for us it was so packed that we didn't know where to sit. We asked one of the servers if the tables that was stage side was available or reserved and she literally told us, "I'm not sure." Luckily she was very attractive or we would have ignored her each time she came around asking us if we were okay once someone else did find us a seat.There were two stages with four poles: the main stage had three poles and the smaller stage closer toward the bar (full bar) and entrance had one. They were very short poles though, so we did not see a lot of pole work. When we did see pole work, we pulled out the cannon and tipped well. Also on the stage was a big mirror which we are happy to report that not a single dancer looked in the entire time they were dancing. Thank you ladies. There were mirrors all around the club though as usual and one particular female was staring into one because she was bored giving a table dance which was only $10. Wall dances were $20. There appeared to be two side VIP areas, maybe three; the club is small, really small, so these areas aren't very big. But they did have 8 HD TVs showing SportsCenter and games.There were a lot of girls working and walking the floor. So much that it was hard to really pay attention to the ones of the stages. But one thing we were able to pay attention to is that none of them had any ass at all. Lots of work down up top, but no squats or lunges. lol. A lot of them were regular club gorgeous, but not strip club hot. But they believed they were strip club hot because they were getting a lot of $1 to $2 attention from lonely guys, but they weren't putting forth any effort at all for as "cute" as they were. On the floor they seemed to be hustling the suckers for their money a lot more than they were actually putting on a show when it came to the stage.We had really high hopes for this club and that's our fault for reading the reviews and the lists, but it received a really low WTD from us. Kristian thought it was worth a high FPH rating, but not me. Unless we have friends come into town or we are invited there by others, not sure if we will be back. But do your thing Skin; apparently single and lonely guys love you.
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