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  • Currently looking to sell my BMW 740 and get an SUV. I saw their TV ad for TAKING A TEST DRIVE and getting a ANDROID Tablet for FREE. Before going I read the YELP reviews and all were NEGATIVE, except one about getting a TIRE FIXED. Should have known, was about to enter a PIT OF VIPERS. Still after reading all the negative YELP reviews, saved me from even more pain. I wanted to get a price on a HYUNDAI 2014 Tucson SUV. The show room floor was sort of like a TIME SHARE PITCH ROOM, with TAG TEAM SALESMEN coming at you from all directions. It was part cheap CARNIE ACT with gimmicks, gags and grief, also sort of like the Bar Scene in Star Wars, creeps and crawly types everywhere. . TWO HOURS into just trying to get a written price on their paperwork, that I could walk away with, I asked about the FREE ANDROID Tablet. "Yes, except, we do have a $59.99 shipping fee, that you have to pay." I could buy the same crappy, Android Tablet at FRY'S for the about the same price. They then offered me some restaurant coupons, again, had to pay....no free lunch. On the positive side, being a day with temp. of 107 outside, they did give me a bottle of water. SO i SAID, "NO, I don't want to pay $ 59.99 FOR A 'FREE' tablet. I had told them, I would pay CASH for the TUCSON, and wanted to spend, $25,000.00 using my BMW 740 i for some of the money. i TOLD THEM, I wanted to get $ 5,000.00 for my BMW, they offered me $ 8,000. to $ 10,000. IF I would just leave my BMW with them on consignment. No way, Jose. BACK to getting a 2014 Tucson. The price they quoted me, $31,908 was on a USED, 2013 TUCSON, with 8,100 MILES, a far better deal, they said, THAN BUYING NEW, TUSCON. $ 31,908.00. for USED???? Blue Book was $ 20,700. to $21,800. for a USED 2013 Tucson, meaning that they were trying to charge about $10,000. MORE for a used vehicle than its worth. I avoided the FREE Monopoly money wind tunnel, where fools scoop up discount dollars that must be used that very day. Just another sales scam to do a smoke and mirrors on hapless buyers. So I will not be going back to the FIVE SALES MONKEYS that shucked and jived. Avoid unless you are looking for a FREE ENEMA, errr, bottle of water in exchange for your sanity.
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