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| - Wait, I was walking down the street in Old Town Saturday night, and I magically got transported to a bar in Gila Bend. How did this happen??
Seriously, Pattie's sucks.
On our quest to find a great dive bar in Old Town, this was our 3rd stop, and most disappointing. This includes J.Chew which was closed. J.Chew looked like it had A/C inside.
Pattie's was a dive bar in the late 90's, now it is a vile pit of filth. There is no A/C there, only swamp coolers, which don't cool shit when it's humid. Duhhh It is Arizona in the year 2008, how about an A/C unit?
It was gross when we walked in, but this was my third bar, I just wanted to get one drink, and give it a chance. After I ordered my first and only drink there, one of the many sleazebags in the place came up to me and started mumbling. I turned to see who was talking to me, and I finally got to see what Meth sores look like in real life. Frightening. This guy had scary weird sores all over his face, and would not stop telling me which bartender I should order from. He was totally on something (crack maybe?), and not making much sense.
Andrea, pulled me away from him, and we moved to look around. It did not get better. Shitty drinks, scary crowd, felt like a swamp in Summer....we got out of there before Meth head could find us again.
If you are looking for a non-pretentious place, this is it, unfortunately it has no other redeeming qualities! If you must go, get a penicillin shot, and have somebody chloroform you, so you won't have to remember it!
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