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| - I guess if The Good Egg was the only breakfast place around, I'd give it 3 stars, but every time someone suggests eating there, here's my thought process: How about Over Easy? D'lish? Scramble? Oh, I know, Matt's Big Breakfast! Or Daily Dose? What about Breakfast Club? Or True Food for brunch? Literally anywhere else, please Jesus, save me from the mediocrity.
The Good Egg doesn't even set the bar particularly high for its eggs.. I mean, they only have to be "Good". Unfortunately, they suck. I have never had a good egg here, ever, nor a good anything else. Maybe because everything on the healthy menu tastes like cardboard and everything not on the healthy menu tastes like diabetes... but seriously. Sorry, establishment, but I've eaten at you about seven times now (against my will) and you are frustrating me with your lack of effort.
Perhaps if the food was incredibly inexpensive (like how it tastes), I'd see the merit in eating here once in a while, for convenience's sake. The thing is... it's not even cheap. Plus, I can definitely make everything on their menu at home. Here's my recommendation: If you hate cooking as much as you hate eating interesting food, The Good Egg will suffice.
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