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dateCreated	2008-02-05 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Mickey's Hangover
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rev:rating	4 (xsd:int)
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rev:text	Referring to Mickey's as a "dive bar" is like referring to Princeton as a "secondary school". Its a lazily, flaccid description for a bar with a fist-full of moxie. Their Bloody Marys alone feature a fucking brawny-assed, gigantic totem pole of man-meat. Well, not "man meat", but meat-fit-for-a-man. You get the point. Look, the main point is that no "dive bar" is gonna be serving yo ass peppers and salami in a $5 tomato Slurpee. People often mistake "kitsch" as "obsolete" and these these are the type of people who would use the word "psych!", and grease their side-hair back after swindling you into a fake low-five. And i would like to agree with their lowly opinions of Mickey's, but then, I wouldn't want to be wrong also. If you've ever been to Welcome to the Johnson's in the Lower East Side, and moreover, enjoyed yourself there, then Mickey's is your Arizona equivalent. Think of it as, Welcome to the Merriweather's. Scottsdale name, New York kitsch. So, their bar service is kinda tough, but once there, they have a kickass selection of brews both ironic and sincere. You want an Old Style followed by a Boddington's? Where else but Mickey's? Their kitchen is open late, which, for the love of all that is holy, is impossible to find in this three-bedroom-two-bath-house of a town. Even better, their food is goooood. I mean, heart palpitating good when you consider how delish bar food REALLY CAN be at 2 am. No, it ain't Capital Grille, get over it, but their wings, fries, chix tenders, et all hit the f'ing spot when you've had too many Jamisons (or Jager/Patron shots for the resident middle schoolers). They just recently seemed to have remodeled their patio, which looks really great, but lost most of its charm. Still, space to move and a decent spot to smoke outside beats a macrame couch, or whatever, every day of the week. Anyway. I like this place. They lose a star for making me pay $3 for a pretty tame DJ and for hosting Ohio State functions. Fuck em. Go Horns.
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rev:reviewer	Maurice

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