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  • Decor is cute. Sadly, that's the only redeeming quality for this cafe. If you're not ready to commit any excessive amount of time just waiting, and waiting, and waiting, then this place is not for you. Waffles - out of stock. Recommended green tea toast - out of stock. That's pretty much 70% of their dessert menu. Came here after dinner at Nome across the street, and everything we came here for was out of stock. How does a dessert cafe even run out of waffles? I'm no pro chef by any measure, but even I can make waffles with limited materials. Popcorn chicken is roughly 30% MSG and 70% chicken. Caramel chicken wings sound sweet, but it's basically just regular wings. Interestingly, the fried flower decorations were significantly sweeter than the thin caramel coating. Why didn't we just stick with Dazzling Cafe's specialty and order? Oh right. Sold out. So we've been here 30 minutes, and the only thing we've seen are the popcorn chicken and caramel wings. If I wanted to eat chicken, I'd go to a chicken specialty store. Please. I came for dessert, not dinner. To be fair, even though we've been waiting for an unreasonable amount of time for the difficult for the food, I can definitely say the seats are fairly comfortable. The French honey toast is literally a piece of toast and probably a pound of cream. There's a decorative scoop of off-flavoured vanilla ice cream. Really? Took 45 minutes so they can make One piece of toast, and an insane ratio of cream to toast at that. At the time of writing, they have a promotion: spend $30 get 30 minutes of parking, spend $60 get 60 minutes of parking, spend $100 and get.. 90 minutes of parking. Well, heads up. You'll still be waiting for food at 90 minutes. The Mont Blanc honey toast was less exciting than our expectations. I don't even understand how it took so long to make this barely decorated piece. The staff asked us to pay before the food even came because they wanted to clean up 45 minutes before closing. Honestly, if they didn't spend so much money on the decor, they might have had enough money to hire a decent chef or pastry master. Thank you for reading. Summary: definitely do not come here. If you're a tourist, this is a cute place for photos, but there is literally nothing tasty here. I'm serious.
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