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  • I come here to gamble, get smashed, and subsequently get sick. I've spent many an early morning curled around a toilet, promising God that if he doesn't make me puke I will NEVER EVER drink again. Yeah right. God knows better. The Fitz never fails me, three years running now. Like most downtown casinos, they staff seems hell-bent on getting you drunk as quickly as possible. As long as you're tipping regularly and appropriately. The casino is small, in comparison to the other downtown joints, but it's very well laid out and is jam packed with tables and jingly jangly slot machines. I prefer the Nickle Mania machine where a max bet of 15 cents just might earn you over $200. The video poker at the bar has been all too kind to me. I've hit four royal flushes in the two years before I moved here. Now that I'm local, it seems the machines know better and only serve to make me lose my money more slowly than usual. Which allows me more time (and more money!) to order drinks from the amazing bartending staff. The bar guys are hilarious and appreciate a good tip. Tip them well (none of this pussy $1 a drink tips, c'mon now), and they'll treat you well. It's as easy as that. Catch them on a slow night, and they practice their flair right in front of you. Sometimes it's impressive. Sometimes the alcohol spills. Either way, it's a good show. Upstairs they have more slots, some restaurants, and a second bar which is called "The Vue." You don't need a drink in order to step out onto the large patio and lookout over Fremont. Misters keep you cool and your drinks diluted. I always get asked for my ID by the roving security guards here. Never anywhere else in Vegas. Just at the Fitz. I guess it keeps out the under aged kiddies. There's a Krispy Kreme and a McDonalds downstairs. I've had my fair share of Spicy McChickens while playing Blackjack. I have no shame. Fitzgeralds has been good to me. Great drinks, great staff, and I usually win money or take forever to lose it. The casino is definitely a keeper for me, but I would never consider staying in the hotel. Not because I live here, but because I hear the rooms are atrocious.
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