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  • This review is for the casino. I loved the craps tables here. From 2:30am-5:30am I was here rolling dice with degenerate gamblers, gruff dealers/stickmen and had a great time. So why did I have a great time? I tip the dealers. Nobody on the table did but myself. I put one dollar on hardway's six/eight randomly from time to time and I nailed it six times with three different sets of dealers. They liked me alot. The one stickman who was being a real asshole to the other players kept saying "Brian, come on can you just hit this? I've been here over 40 minutes and this isn't happening." When I finally did nail the hardway sixes he bellowed out "Thank God, it finally fucking happened. Thank you Brian, I mean sir....." I had one dealer who reminded me of Dax Shepard from Punk'd, Employee of the Month, Idocracy. He was constantly hitting on some girlfriend of one of the player. When I reminded him that he missed paying me on my Come Odds he said in a loud voice "Dude, can you blame me? Look at the rack on this girl. I want to CUM too." Priceless. The boyfriend didn't care because his girlfriend was making good money on the rolls and place six/place eight. This is one of the lowest limits on the strip for craps. I was going to hop on the blackjack tables until I saw the 6:5 payout on single deck. EWWWWWWWWWWWW! I will be returning on my next trip just to play here in hopes I can hang out with the classy dealers.
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