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  • I used a Groupon for this place today (never been there before) and the long and short of it? I threw everything away within 45 minutes of them handing the bag off to me. They need to completely revamp their menu (or at least the items I got). I now see that the reviews I read prior to going were more than accurate, but hey, I had the Groupon and thought I had nothing to lose. Wrong...oh so wrong. I live in Tempe so it was a little trek to get there; traffic was cooperative though as I did 80 down the freeway...blazing a trail to what I thought would be a memorable experience...yeah, it was memorable but not for the right reasons; lol. The Groupon was for $20 and I was getting this to go so I had to carefully choose this over that to reach that amount. My order: one order of potstickers; one order of eggrolls and an order of chicken teriyaki. I initially just ordered the last two things, but it was about $2.25 short to reach the Groupon limit (paid $7 which included a $2 tip). There are deserts (Mohave; Death Valley; etc) out there that have more moisture than the potstickers had. They put some kind of sauce in a little cup for dipping them in, but it smelled a lil off and tasted the same so it became the first casualty in this war on food. The eggrolls...WOWEE ZOWEE...who in the world puts mashed potatoes in an eggroll??? WHO? Zang's does. They were supposed to have chicken in them, but the amount of chicken I ran into after eating 1 1/2 of them wouldn't be able to make a single chicken mcnugget at McDonald's...I'm serious. Neither the eggrolls or potstickers were very hot at all. As I reached for the chicken teriyaki (which was steaming), I thought that would save the day...no, I KNEW it would save the day. Wrong again. The texture of the chicken was like they took sponges and cut them in chicken shapes and sizes because (I kid you not) the texture of the chicken was just like that. It seemed to be VERY overcooked. The sauce was a wanna-be that never really was..nice pieces of bell pepper and onion though...the seasoning must've been on vacation because it sho wasn't there. I wondered how much of my meal was already done when I ordered it, because it only took them about 5-7 minutes to get it all together and I was just getting into my Angry Birds game when they had the audacity to tell me my order was ready. Lol. After I tossed the food, I went to Bueno Burger for the first time...they did not disappoint. Never again Mr. Z.
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