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  • And so we wonder...."how many people does it take to replace a light bulb?" Science has yet to answer that dicey question..but if you ever want to know how many it take replace a sprinkler head?...rest easy friend. Seven shall be the number thou shall count, and the number of the counting shall be seven. Eight shalt thou not count, neither count thou six, except that thou then proceed to seven. At first, I must admit, I was ignorant of the amount of work and expertise that it would require. Not being a smithy or schooled in the metallurgical arts, I foolishly operated under the assumption that sprinkler repair or replacement was a one person job. Indeed that is not so. It takes Seven. A biblical number. One person will make movements that mimic work...some might mistake it for progress. Six will watch and meander...stare into the sky...consult with each other on weather or fashion etc. It's a finely oiled machine, like synchronized swimming or a racing pit crew. And the next thing you know, 37 seconds after they start...they are done. Hallelujah Brothers and Sisters....I have seen a miracle. Sadly, the truth is...it would have been quicker and less painful to light $300 on fire and call anyone else. This company is awful and, in my opinion, a rip off that succeeds because it plasters the valley over and over with business cards that look so promising. Don't believe it. The other reviews that tell tales of woe are spot on....and you could be next. They were hired for $300 to replace or adjust sprinkler heads and blow the leaves somewhere. I have to admit, the leaves are gone. The sprinkler heads are worse than when we started. We have had them out 3 times to address a pretty basic issue and they still could not get it right. So, we gave up. Lesson learned. Save the time and aggravation and try anyone else. Do not be fooled by a business card that keeps showing up. It's the only thing they do well.
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