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  • Not exactly sure what to think. I never review a place right after a visit but this review just couldn't wait. Drove by he place and three people standing outside. I always feel a little weird when the employees of a place are staring at you while you park. Came in with groupon special. $28 for 90 minute reflexology, 30 minute detox and 60 minute foot massage. They brought some refreshments and got me started on my detox. I checked the water at 30 minutes and it was pretty brown. Been boozing a bit too much lately so glad that it's getting rid of some of my sins. Then she worked on my face and head and my shoulders. After detox was done she gave a pretty nice foot rub. About halfway through my foot rub he people in the next room were talking pretty loudly. She shushed them and told them in Mandarin to keep it down. I'm Taiwanese so I can speak remedial Mandarin. Then the lady in the next room went on a burping fit for 20 minutes. Not even kidding. I'm use to Asians being less than proper but it was a bit ridiculous. But I'm kinda use to Asians sometimes just being oblivious when it comes to stuff like this so I can deal with this. I chose to do the full body massage for $10 extra. Let me warn this is when things get really weird. She had a large towel covering me, not even a blanket. She told me to take my shirt off. I mean I had to take the shirt off under the big towel while she was in the room. Remind you there are three other beds in the room. It would have been extremely odd if she was a dude and if there were any other patrons in the room. I told her my lower back was bothering me so she laid me face down, pulled the towel past my butt, and lowered my pants just above my butt crack. I had tights on and all I could think about was my pants slipping down and exposing the moon. Just so weird and bizarre. And she rubbed my butt pretty good. Next time I'll say my shoulders hurt. Well anyway after it was all over, I tipped her and got ready to leave. She asked if I was local. I said yes. She gave me her business card and said I won't have to buy a groupon next time and gave me an additional $2 off. So my next session will only be $26. So looks like I'm coming back. Hey, what can I say? I'm Asian. We can't pass up a good deal. Lol
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